Tag: stephan_pastis

Sorry, my bookie gave me great odds
Since when did you take an interest in sports?
Me have had better days
There’s that pain again
They’re so judgmental
Can you tell me a bedtime story?
I’ll miss you too, Pig!
Buy a bigger boat
You may not be ready for enlightenment
Then leave a little reminder on their windshield
My life is so boring
You may not like the second half of this story
I’ve got a solution for that
No one likes my solutions
Me hope flavor last looooong time
I have a stupid question
I just see words
Never give the tattoo guy your grocery list
Perhaps we overplayed our cards
The scientific life is fraught with peril
These bloggers are an angry bunch
I never thought of that
My Ego. He just walked in
We’re taking it slow
I am ‘Hula Pig’
Bad Duck
You forgot the coffee
"Dis Not Plan Me Have in Mind, Floyd"