stephan_pastis – blackandwhiteandcolours

Sorry, my bookie gave me great odds

Since when did you take an interest in sports?

Me have had better days

There’s that pain again

They’re so judgmental

Can you tell me a bedtime story?

I’ll miss you too, Pig!

Buy a bigger boat

You may not be ready for enlightenment

Then leave a little reminder on their windshield

My life is so boring

You may not like the second half of this story

I’ve got a solution for that

No one likes my solutions

Me hope flavor last looooong time

I have a stupid question

I just see words

Never give the tattoo guy your grocery list

Perhaps we overplayed our cards

The scientific life is fraught with peril