There was always something new to see here 7. November 2014 “There was always something new to see here” – Primum Non Nocere by Antonya Nelson
Watch out for garden gnomes. When they are around all your beer disappears before you realize it is gone. They’re crafty and sly. Reply
Very wise of you. Some deluded people just think they are decorative in the garden. That’s propaganda put out by the gnomes themselves. There’s one standing on my deck, and I always seem to be running out of beer. There must be a connection. Reply
Do your people follow you everywhere?
Sigh. Seems so. Sigh.
Watch out for garden gnomes. When they are around all your beer disappears before you realize it is gone. They’re crafty and sly.
That’s why I don’t own a garden gnome. My beer is mine!
Very wise of you. Some deluded people just think they are decorative in the garden. That’s propaganda put out by the gnomes themselves. There’s one standing on my deck, and I always seem to be running out of beer. There must be a connection.
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